APS

I'm watching Kumar... i'm watching Kumar.... lalallla

But come to think of it, i'm nearly paying thru my nose to watch the Queen performing, when i could previously watched the Queen in Boom Boom Room. APS = ah pui soh = another pathetic sucker.



Another not to be missed...

My best friend's hubby is....

In all fairness, my best friend's hubby is.... hmm.. *scratch head* urmm... *think hard!!* eh.... *focus!!!* ......

Ok ok... my best friend's hubby is:

1. A man. Right, that sounds utterly lame. BUT... that pretty much sums up everything. Period. I mean... MAN, man, Man, mAn, maN, whatever the permutation, is that. A MAN. Need i further elaborate on a MAN? Whomever he should be, he's the MAN of my best friend.

Thanks to you, for sharing with her best friend. :)

A Best Friend is....

A best friend is my:

1. Lover - yakking through the night, only stopping for toilet & supper breaks. Heh~ more time has been spent on the phone with best friend than any of my bfs or Ah Pui.

2. Fellow patriot - spurring the S'pore economy with our relentless shopping.

3. Fellow detective - proven & effective sluething work in sniffing out our missing shopping bag as a result of overloading of our hands with even more bags.

4. Family - deciding between sacrificing granny's b'day dinner for best friend's wedding.

5. Counsellor - aunt agony for my troubles & grievances.

6. SOS - 1st person i called for my 1st ever experience in killing the despicable roach.

7. Time-killing device - 1st person i called if i should kill time while waiting for the bus or watching my nails grow.

8. Reference book - dispensing tips on child-bearing, hrm aka human relations mgt :P etc.

9. Decision-maker - what should i wear??? what bag should i carry??? should i do mani/pedi???

10.Time-machine - reflections on our stories & history together.

11. Tabloid paper - the bearer & receiver of gossips.

Thank you, my best friend. :)

15 KPH

Happened to see this sign at East Coast Park at the walkway for pedestrains & inline skaters. Did a double take when i saw it. I was like HELLO?!?! who is the smart aleck with pea-sized brain who thought of this & the bird-brain who approved it?! *don't roll eyes... don't roll eyes*

Hmmm.. since when did any normal human beings see roller-bladers strapping on speedometer on their skates or pedestrains having speedometer on them. ok ok.. granted that bicycles may make illegal entry onto the path (orh.... notti cyclists!!! how can?!), how many bicycles actually have speedometer?!?!? DUH!

To be constructive, feel free to adopt any of the suggestions below to avoid exceeding the speed limit:

a. Strapping shackles onto inline skaters. Approximate max speed for such skaters would be at around 1.5kph.

b. Pentagon/octagon wooden wheels for cyclists. Approximate max speed for such cyclists would be at 5mph. Drawback is danger of catching fire during hot weather due to friction between tyres and ground.

c. Auto-stop devices for skaters & cyclists travelling at more than the speed limit. Don't laugh at such devices. These mayb a god-send to virgin skaters preventing any fatal accidents when they are travelling downslope. *achoy!!*

d. Pedestrains to strap speedometer on their foreheads that would emit loud beeping sound if they should exceed the speed limit. This should be able to shame those speedy gonzales who think that the whole track is for them to zip around in. Members of the public to cooperate in the ORH-ING & finger pointing process.

Dat's it! i can't stand it anymore. *ROOOOLLLLLLL EYES!!* @_@

The Never-Ending Debate

The never-ending debate of women's sexuality, rights, empowerment & the yadah crap took its stand here as well. The ever-changing moral values would just ding-dong the article over the next millenium & beyond.

Hmm.. what's with women asking for equality & adopting the i'm-a-woman-but-yet-i'm-macho attitude? Just give me the due respect anytime.