Happened to see this sign at East Coast Park at the walkway for pedestrains & inline skaters. Did a double take when i saw it. I was like HELLO?!?! who is the smart aleck with pea-sized brain who thought of this & the bird-brain who approved it?! *don't roll eyes... don't roll eyes*
Hmmm.. since when did any normal human beings see roller-bladers strapping on speedometer on their skates or pedestrains having speedometer on them. ok ok.. granted that bicycles may make illegal entry onto the path (orh.... notti cyclists!!! how can?!), how many bicycles actually have speedometer?!?!? DUH!
To be constructive, feel free to adopt any of the suggestions below to avoid exceeding the speed limit:
a. Strapping shackles onto inline skaters. Approximate max speed for such skaters would be at around 1.5kph.
b. Pentagon/octagon wooden wheels for cyclists. Approximate max speed for such cyclists would be at 5mph. Drawback is danger of catching fire during hot weather due to friction between tyres and ground.
c. Auto-stop devices for skaters & cyclists travelling at more than the speed limit. Don't laugh at such devices. These mayb a god-send to virgin skaters preventing any fatal accidents when they are travelling downslope. *achoy!!*
d. Pedestrains to strap speedometer on their foreheads that would emit loud beeping sound if they should exceed the speed limit. This should be able to shame those speedy gonzales who think that the whole track is for them to zip around in. Members of the public to cooperate in the ORH-ING & finger pointing process.
Dat's it! i can't stand it anymore. *ROOOOLLLLLLL EYES!!* @_@
2 comments:
So now we know how the so-called 'high flyers' think from up above...or probably they really tot that we are to technologically advanced tat there's actually such a gadget to alert the speed of skaters/bladers ;p
yup yup. really was rolling my eyes when i saw the sign. can try knocking on their heads, prob u wld hear an echo... hehe.
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