Weddings....

have attended a few weddings this yr, and *ahem* haf also held one myself. i'm usually not a huge fan of weddings, and would only attend if they are held by (a) relatives, or (b) close friends.

attended my first wedding function at fullerton over the weekend. okay, i know.... what to do?! i'm suahku & my relatives and friends are too poor to hold the event there as well. :P

which idiotic chap design the ballroom to incorporate stairs leading down to the hall? insensitive dude. DUH! try wearing 5 of your mom's longest dress,3" heels (AT LEAST) , & to walk elegantly down the darn flight of stairs without holding onto any railings, except for your pathetic hubby's arm. gdluck to the bride if she marries a skinny dude. kinda pity the husbands, imagine ur wife digging their nails into u while they are desperately balancing themselves while floating down the stairs.

urm.. no offense to bossa nova fans. i like bossa novas.. in fact, i listen to it at work, chilling out, stoning.. watever.... good music, BUT bossa nova is soooooooooooooooooooooooo overplayed during weddings. how many 'fly me to the moon' can u endure within a yr?! newly weds... be innovative! come up with something new.... *desperate whimper*

AND... the emcee may adore the newly weds.. in fact, most of the guests do. if not, nobody would be stupid enough to attend a wedding, pay good $, & yet can't fill up our poor tummy. But, do spare us with endless clapping of your accolades to the couple. yes, yes. ah pui soh experienced that before. try clapping intermittently for 15 minutes, & you would get what i mean. not only do i fill like throwing my wine glass at the emcee, but at the couple too. alrite... i know u two are lovey dovey, goo-ey, mushy, oh-so-ador-y. bleah.