I'm watching Kumar... i'm watching Kumar.... lalallla
But come to think of it, i'm nearly paying thru my nose to watch the Queen performing, when i could previously watched the Queen in Boom Boom Room. APS = ah pui soh = another pathetic sucker.
Another not to be missed...
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Tuesday, August 14, 2007
My best friend's hubby is....
In all fairness, my best friend's hubby is.... hmm.. *scratch head* urmm... *think hard!!* eh.... *focus!!!* ......
Ok ok... my best friend's hubby is:
1. A man. Right, that sounds utterly lame. BUT... that pretty much sums up everything. Period. I mean... MAN, man, Man, mAn, maN, whatever the permutation, is that. A MAN. Need i further elaborate on a MAN? Whomever he should be, he's the MAN of my best friend.
Thanks to you, for sharing with her best friend. :)
Monday, August 13, 2007
A Best Friend is....
A best friend is my:
1. Lover - yakking through the night, only stopping for toilet & supper breaks. Heh~ more time has been spent on the phone with best friend than any of my bfs or Ah Pui.
2. Fellow patriot - spurring the S'pore economy with our relentless shopping.
3. Fellow detective - proven & effective sluething work in sniffing out our missing shopping bag as a result of overloading of our hands with even more bags.
4. Family - deciding between sacrificing granny's b'day dinner for best friend's wedding.
5. Counsellor - aunt agony for my troubles & grievances.
6. SOS - 1st person i called for my 1st ever experience in killing the despicable roach.
7. Time-killing device - 1st person i called if i should kill time while waiting for the bus or watching my nails grow.
8. Reference book - dispensing tips on child-bearing, hrm aka human relations mgt :P etc.
9. Decision-maker - what should i wear??? what bag should i carry??? should i do mani/pedi???
10.Time-machine - reflections on our stories & history together. 
11. Tabloid paper - the bearer & receiver of gossips.
Thank you, my best friend. :)
Friday, August 10, 2007
15 KPH
Happened to see this sign at East Coast Park at the walkway for pedestrains & inline skaters. Did a double take when i saw it. I was like HELLO?!?! who is the smart aleck with pea-sized brain who thought of this & the bird-brain who approved it?! *don't roll eyes... don't roll eyes*
Hmmm.. since when did any normal human beings see roller-bladers strapping on speedometer on their skates or pedestrains having speedometer on them. ok ok.. granted that bicycles may make illegal entry onto the path (orh.... notti cyclists!!! how can?!), how many bicycles actually have speedometer?!?!? DUH!
To be constructive, feel free to adopt any of the suggestions below to avoid exceeding the speed limit:
a. Strapping shackles onto inline skaters. Approximate max speed for such skaters would be at around 1.5kph.
b. Pentagon/octagon wooden wheels for cyclists. Approximate max speed for such cyclists would be at 5mph. Drawback is danger of catching fire during hot weather due to friction between tyres and ground.
c. Auto-stop devices for skaters & cyclists travelling at more than the speed limit. Don't laugh at such devices. These mayb a god-send to virgin skaters preventing any fatal accidents when they are travelling downslope. *achoy!!*
d. Pedestrains to strap speedometer on their foreheads that would emit loud beeping sound if they should exceed the speed limit. This should be able to shame those speedy gonzales who think that the whole track is for them to zip around in. Members of the public to cooperate in the ORH-ING & finger pointing process.
Dat's it! i can't stand it anymore. *ROOOOLLLLLLL EYES!!* @_@
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
The Never-Ending Debate
The never-ending debate of women's sexuality, rights, empowerment & the yadah crap took its stand here as well. The ever-changing moral values would just ding-dong the article over the next millenium & beyond.
Hmm.. what's with women asking for equality & adopting the i'm-a-woman-but-yet-i'm-macho attitude? Just give me the due respect anytime.
Hmm.. what's with women asking for equality & adopting the i'm-a-woman-but-yet-i'm-macho attitude? Just give me the due respect anytime.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Translation
Read the article in the papers over the weekend:
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Lost in translation II
THE column in this space last week was entitled 'Lost in translation'. It was apt, for it turned out to apply to the writer as well.
I had written: 'When Coca-Cola first entered the Chinese market, it called its drink ke-kouke-la. Unfortunately, the Chinese characters the company chose for those phonetic sounds meant 'bite the wax tadpole' or 'female horse stuffed with wax'. Coca Cola scrambled when it discovered its mistake and came up with ko-kou-ko-le, meaning 'happiness in the mouth'.
Well, my sources turned out not to be altogether correct. A translation howler did occur, but it wasn't quite Coca-Cola's fault. And the company did settle upon a felicitous name, but the transliteration of that name in hanyupinyin is ke-kou-ke-le, not ko-kouko-le. The latter, it turns out, is a butchered version of the old Wade-Giles transliteration of the name - k'o-k'ou-k'o-le^. Those little ticks do matter. The apostrophe in k'o, for instance, signifies an aspirated sound, and without it, ko would be pronounced like the unaspirated ge in pinyin. Not knowing that, numerous sources have Coca-Cola known as kokou-ko-le in China. That looks like hanyu-pinyin, but isn't; is supposed to be Wade-Giles, but ain't.
Lost in translation, indeed! From English to Chinese to WadeGiles to Wade-Giles butchered to hanyu-pinyin to hanyu-pinyin misunderstood - it was enough to set my mind spinning. With the considerable help of two knowledgeable readers, Mr Phua Kok Heng and Mr Ian Lim, my senior colleague Mr Leslie Fong and my old teacher Professor Koh Tai Ann, I spent the better part of a week navigating the mysteries of the Chinese 'Coca-Cola'. Fiddling while Rome burns, one might say, but the mystery proved irresistible. The ke-kou-ke-le story, it turns out, is more interesting than I had imagined.
It began in 1928. Coca-Cola got a toehold in Shanghai and planned to penetrate the hinterland. But before it could, the Coca-Cola trademark had to be transliterated into Chinese characters.
The problem was there were about 200 Chinese characters, with a wide range of meanings, with sounds vaguely resembling Co-Ca-Co-La. While the company was sifting through them, Chinese shopkeepers, taking the initiative, put up their own signage, 'adopting any old group of characters that sounded remotely like 'Coca-Cola' without giving a thought as to the meaning of the characters used', reported H.F. Allman, a former legal counsel to Coca-Cola in China. Some of these signs adopted characters with bizarre meanings - 'tadpole biting wax', 'tadpole crunching wax tadpole', and what not, depending on the version of the story one reads. The howlers, according to Coca-Cola's official account, were the fault of the Chinese, not culturally ignorant Americans.
Other versions of the story have another Chinese, one Professor Jiang Yi, riding to the rescue. A well-known artist and poet, Prof Jiang was residing in Britain in the 1940s when he came up with ke-kou-ke-le in a competition. Some say he received a prize of £25 for his brain-wave, some say more. Whatever it was, Coca-Cola got a winner cheap. Branding experts nowadays would have charged much more - upwards of £250,000.
The characters corresponding to ke-kou-ke-le can be translated literally into English as 'can- mouth-can-happy' - or idiomatically in Chinese, ke-kou ('delicious') + ke-le ('enjoyable'). In Hokkien, the characters are pronounced approximately ko-kowko-luck; and in Cantonese, horhow-hor-lok.
The Coca-Cola example reveals the possible felicities, as well as pitfalls, in translating Western brand-names into Chinese. After all, the words 'Coca-Cola' do not evoke much in English. We know, in the dim recesses of our minds, that the drink is called thus because its recipe originally included coca leaves and kola nuts. But the fact that it may be 'the Real Thing' does not inhere in its name. Because Chinese is ideogramatic, it is possible to choose especially meaningful characters to convey the phonetic equivalents of English words. Thus, the Chinese 'Coca-Cola' can declare itself 'delicious' and 'enjoyable' - 'the Real Thing' - in its very name.
Many Western brands have exploited this capacity to produce felicitous results. Thus Mercedes-Benz is called ben chi in China, which means 'galloping swiftly'; BMW bao ma (for the first two letters of its initials), meaning 'treasured horse'; and Louis Vuitton lu yi wei deng, which suggests 'stepping up to the upper class'.
Even brands that have been unable to find phonetic equivalents for their names, have managed nevertheless to adopt felicitous Chinese names. Pepsi, for instance, is known as bai shi ke le, or 'hundred matters enjoyable'; and Nestle as que chao, or 'sparrow nest' - quite a coup, considering that 'Nestle' is a German surname meaning 'small nest'.
Companies do not always get so lucky. Consider Goldlion, the Hong Kong men's garments and accessories company. It was first known by the Chinese equivalent of 'Gold Lion'. In Cantonese, that is Kam See - which, unfortunately, sounds very much like the Cantonese words for 'gold loss', not at all an auspicious link. The company soon got itself a new Chinese name by splitting 'Goldlion' into three parts - 'Gold' (kam) + li ('profit' in Mandarin or lai in Cantonese) + 'on' (understood as 'come on' or lei in Cantonese). Thus, it became known as Kam Lai Lei in Cantonese (or Jin Li Lai in Mandarin), meaning 'gold and profit come'. Amazingly enough, they did.
Considering the lengths to which companies will go to find the correct Chinese transliterations of their brand names, it is understandable why Chinese Singaporeans were annoyed a couple of years ago when the Bayfront MRT station was initially called Bei Fu Lan. As this newspaper reported then, Bei Fu Lan didn't mean anything much, except that it sounded like 'Bayfront' mispronounced in English. Worse still, 'fu lan sounded like the Chinese word for decompose'. If Coca-Cola could have paid £25 to Prof Jiang to come up with ke-kouke-le, surely we could have paid somebody $250 to dig up something more lively than a decomposing body.
By the way, I've never asked anyone what my name in Chinese - Cha-Nah-Tha, I think it is - actually means. I fear discovering it means 'hanging toe nail' or something dreadful like that. If you do know what it means, DO NOT e-mail me unless it means something nice.
_____________________________
Have some silly translations that i just discovered. Pick ur brain & have a short brain-teaser.
1. 水上烟
2. 联合公园
Answers ready??
.
.
.
.
Stumped?
.
.
.
.
.
Pulling ur hair out at how annoying i am???
.
.
.
.
Ok, ok... before i get bashed... the answers (drum-roll...!!!!)
1. Smoke on Water (for the uninitiated, it's the anthem by Deep Purple)
2. Linkin' Park
bhwahh... it might just be better to just leave the names as it is & to perserve the dignity of the names, instead of shredding it to bits & leaving it for ridicule. *tsk*
________________________
Lost in translation II
THE column in this space last week was entitled 'Lost in translation'. It was apt, for it turned out to apply to the writer as well.
I had written: 'When Coca-Cola first entered the Chinese market, it called its drink ke-kouke-la. Unfortunately, the Chinese characters the company chose for those phonetic sounds meant 'bite the wax tadpole' or 'female horse stuffed with wax'. Coca Cola scrambled when it discovered its mistake and came up with ko-kou-ko-le, meaning 'happiness in the mouth'.
Well, my sources turned out not to be altogether correct. A translation howler did occur, but it wasn't quite Coca-Cola's fault. And the company did settle upon a felicitous name, but the transliteration of that name in hanyupinyin is ke-kou-ke-le, not ko-kouko-le. The latter, it turns out, is a butchered version of the old Wade-Giles transliteration of the name - k'o-k'ou-k'o-le^. Those little ticks do matter. The apostrophe in k'o, for instance, signifies an aspirated sound, and without it, ko would be pronounced like the unaspirated ge in pinyin. Not knowing that, numerous sources have Coca-Cola known as kokou-ko-le in China. That looks like hanyu-pinyin, but isn't; is supposed to be Wade-Giles, but ain't.
Lost in translation, indeed! From English to Chinese to WadeGiles to Wade-Giles butchered to hanyu-pinyin to hanyu-pinyin misunderstood - it was enough to set my mind spinning. With the considerable help of two knowledgeable readers, Mr Phua Kok Heng and Mr Ian Lim, my senior colleague Mr Leslie Fong and my old teacher Professor Koh Tai Ann, I spent the better part of a week navigating the mysteries of the Chinese 'Coca-Cola'. Fiddling while Rome burns, one might say, but the mystery proved irresistible. The ke-kou-ke-le story, it turns out, is more interesting than I had imagined.
It began in 1928. Coca-Cola got a toehold in Shanghai and planned to penetrate the hinterland. But before it could, the Coca-Cola trademark had to be transliterated into Chinese characters.
The problem was there were about 200 Chinese characters, with a wide range of meanings, with sounds vaguely resembling Co-Ca-Co-La. While the company was sifting through them, Chinese shopkeepers, taking the initiative, put up their own signage, 'adopting any old group of characters that sounded remotely like 'Coca-Cola' without giving a thought as to the meaning of the characters used', reported H.F. Allman, a former legal counsel to Coca-Cola in China. Some of these signs adopted characters with bizarre meanings - 'tadpole biting wax', 'tadpole crunching wax tadpole', and what not, depending on the version of the story one reads. The howlers, according to Coca-Cola's official account, were the fault of the Chinese, not culturally ignorant Americans.
Other versions of the story have another Chinese, one Professor Jiang Yi, riding to the rescue. A well-known artist and poet, Prof Jiang was residing in Britain in the 1940s when he came up with ke-kou-ke-le in a competition. Some say he received a prize of £25 for his brain-wave, some say more. Whatever it was, Coca-Cola got a winner cheap. Branding experts nowadays would have charged much more - upwards of £250,000.
The characters corresponding to ke-kou-ke-le can be translated literally into English as 'can- mouth-can-happy' - or idiomatically in Chinese, ke-kou ('delicious') + ke-le ('enjoyable'). In Hokkien, the characters are pronounced approximately ko-kowko-luck; and in Cantonese, horhow-hor-lok.
The Coca-Cola example reveals the possible felicities, as well as pitfalls, in translating Western brand-names into Chinese. After all, the words 'Coca-Cola' do not evoke much in English. We know, in the dim recesses of our minds, that the drink is called thus because its recipe originally included coca leaves and kola nuts. But the fact that it may be 'the Real Thing' does not inhere in its name. Because Chinese is ideogramatic, it is possible to choose especially meaningful characters to convey the phonetic equivalents of English words. Thus, the Chinese 'Coca-Cola' can declare itself 'delicious' and 'enjoyable' - 'the Real Thing' - in its very name.
Many Western brands have exploited this capacity to produce felicitous results. Thus Mercedes-Benz is called ben chi in China, which means 'galloping swiftly'; BMW bao ma (for the first two letters of its initials), meaning 'treasured horse'; and Louis Vuitton lu yi wei deng, which suggests 'stepping up to the upper class'.
Even brands that have been unable to find phonetic equivalents for their names, have managed nevertheless to adopt felicitous Chinese names. Pepsi, for instance, is known as bai shi ke le, or 'hundred matters enjoyable'; and Nestle as que chao, or 'sparrow nest' - quite a coup, considering that 'Nestle' is a German surname meaning 'small nest'.
Companies do not always get so lucky. Consider Goldlion, the Hong Kong men's garments and accessories company. It was first known by the Chinese equivalent of 'Gold Lion'. In Cantonese, that is Kam See - which, unfortunately, sounds very much like the Cantonese words for 'gold loss', not at all an auspicious link. The company soon got itself a new Chinese name by splitting 'Goldlion' into three parts - 'Gold' (kam) + li ('profit' in Mandarin or lai in Cantonese) + 'on' (understood as 'come on' or lei in Cantonese). Thus, it became known as Kam Lai Lei in Cantonese (or Jin Li Lai in Mandarin), meaning 'gold and profit come'. Amazingly enough, they did.
Considering the lengths to which companies will go to find the correct Chinese transliterations of their brand names, it is understandable why Chinese Singaporeans were annoyed a couple of years ago when the Bayfront MRT station was initially called Bei Fu Lan. As this newspaper reported then, Bei Fu Lan didn't mean anything much, except that it sounded like 'Bayfront' mispronounced in English. Worse still, 'fu lan sounded like the Chinese word for decompose'. If Coca-Cola could have paid £25 to Prof Jiang to come up with ke-kouke-le, surely we could have paid somebody $250 to dig up something more lively than a decomposing body.
By the way, I've never asked anyone what my name in Chinese - Cha-Nah-Tha, I think it is - actually means. I fear discovering it means 'hanging toe nail' or something dreadful like that. If you do know what it means, DO NOT e-mail me unless it means something nice.
_____________________________
Have some silly translations that i just discovered. Pick ur brain & have a short brain-teaser.
1. 水上烟
2. 联合公园
Answers ready??
.
.
.
.
Stumped?
.
.
.
.
.
Pulling ur hair out at how annoying i am???
.
.
.
.
Ok, ok... before i get bashed... the answers (drum-roll...!!!!)
1. Smoke on Water (for the uninitiated, it's the anthem by Deep Purple)
2. Linkin' Park
bhwahh... it might just be better to just leave the names as it is & to perserve the dignity of the names, instead of shredding it to bits & leaving it for ridicule. *tsk*
Friday, July 27, 2007
Postmodernism
Dis the book that i'm currently reading.
Being the shallow me... was decieved by the illustrations in each page. Thought it would be easy reading, but it's actually heavy-duty material. Have to re-read the paras a few times before fully grasping the idea behind it. Eh... it's largely attributed to my bloken engrish. Ideas raised make good discussion topics for like-minded frens tho. :)
Being the shallow me... was decieved by the illustrations in each page. Thought it would be easy reading, but it's actually heavy-duty material. Have to re-read the paras a few times before fully grasping the idea behind it. Eh... it's largely attributed to my bloken engrish. Ideas raised make good discussion topics for like-minded frens tho. :)
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